jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The ass gains better be worth it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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