The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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