can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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