oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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