So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You really coming over, don't trick.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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