oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Found your dick twin last night
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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