I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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