saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
