I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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