if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just pee around me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
