Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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