After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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