$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
