Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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