I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Do plants get herpes?
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