just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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