Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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