I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
