is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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