I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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