The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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