Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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