this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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