Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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