so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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