help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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