Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
