your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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