you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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