U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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