yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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