YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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