awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
