i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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