Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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