I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
