Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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