In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
soo... how was my night?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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