Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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