yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
she peed on how many people?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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