I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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