Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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