I will die if light touches me.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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