i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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