hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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