My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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