My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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