On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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