i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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