Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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