i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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