Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
