I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
