I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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