I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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