His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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