Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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